Note: proof those who drink non-craft beer can be REAL idiots- PGA
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A New York man is being held in jail after showing up an hour and a half late for a court hearing on a felony DWI charge — he was also drunk and carrying an open can of Busch beer, authorities say.
Keith Gruber, 49, is in Sullivan County Jail without bail. He was allegedly carrying four more beer cans in a bag when he went through the courthouse security check on Monday.
The Middletown Times Herald-Record reported that Gruber, from Swan Lake, appeared before Sullivan County Judge Frank LaBuda, who asked him if he enjoyed his “liquid lunch.”
Gruber said he did, then said he was sorry. LaBuda sent him to jail with no bail.
“It was obvious that he was intoxicated,” LaBuda said according to the Herald-Record.
Gruber, who has prior DWI convictions, was arrested on Dec. 27 in the town of Liberty and had been out on $30,000 cash bail before this week’s unfortunate court appearance.