6. The Flavor Finder
This guy could be also be named â€œThe Bullshitter.â€ His ability to identify flavors â€“ many of which were not intentionally added to the brew â€“ borders on paranormal. Heâ€™ll sniff at the settling head of an IPA and make verbal note of the subtle wafts of â€œraspberry,Â turmeric, and waffle batter.â€ Heâ€™ll take a sip and, swirling his tongue around his mouth, ask if you noticed the way the hops created â€œa dirty, rusty flavorâ€ but â€œin a good wayâ€ then point out how the finish is like â€œmolten cashews, cooked over a fire of pine needles andÂ BrazilianÂ rosewood.â€ The dude will claim to taste things humans canâ€™t physically taste, like passion and eccentricity. If he is really tasting all of this stuff, there might be something really, really wrong with his tongue. Or maybe heâ€™s about to have a stroke. No one knows.
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