This will be an occasional feature here at The LTS Good for What Ales You Brew Journal. This one is from John Palmer who will be the speaker in October for The Music City Brewers competition they hold every fall…
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Would You Take the Beer or the Jennifer?
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Brew Biz: Werts and All
The Blunderful Wizard of Beer
Written by Ken Carman for professsorgoodales.net
Topic for this edition of Brew Biz: Grading and challenging the BJCP Exam
BJCP stands for Beer Judge Certification Program. The following in a fictionalized account of my experience: studying for, taking and then challenging the grading of the BJCP test. Any similarity with any non-fictional person and the REAL Wizard may be purely intentional.
Many years ago I, and my faithful companion… who in no way looks like Toto; well maybe just a tiny bit after I botched her last hair cut… decided we’d travel to the Wonderful Land of Beer: or join a club that runs BJCP sanctioned competitions, if you wish to have a more droll description. We had been brewing since the late 70s and had sampled many styles; many kinds, of beer. We entered the gates where a big “B” stood near the threshold: some might say it stands for “beer,” others… perhaps… would claim it’s a more local to Nashville reference… brew meccas like “Boscos,” or “Blackstone,” “Big River,” or just “brewpub.” But we were just glad to… “B…” there, wherever the meeting actually was.
We were welcomed with copious amounts of beer; and plenty of friendship. We even were allowed to judge beer in many competitions organized, in part, according to rules which pleased an organization: one run by many, wonderful, “All Knowing” Wizards… well, at least according to at least one he was “all knowing,” “wonderful” with a perfect palate.
Supposedly the Wizard test proves all that.
We stayed in the magical land of beer, becaming welcome visitors to a magical land where tasty foam flows, and sometimes a bit less than foamy hand pulls were poured. Eventually the residents proclaimed, “You really should take the exam to see if you qualify to be at least a Recognized citizen, according to the BJCP,”
“How do we do that?”
“Well, first you need a guide. Why, here he is…!”
Our to be unnamed guide: because I’m sure he’d rather be unnamed, said he would start to train us… and train us he did. Some claim he did little training at all, but that’s not really true. I answered many, many questions he posed on the net that were meant to represent what would be on the test. Personally, if you did as he asked, I thought our guide did a pretty good job; offering various blocks of questions over the net and responding to what we had answered. Now the actual questions asked were a bit problematic, but that’s wasn’t the guide’s fault. Only the highest Wizards are allowed to know what actual questions will be on the test.
It’s a secret.
Shhhhhhhhhh!
Although he wasn’t short, or hairy, or green, or a muppet, or someone who carried a lightsaber… he did seem a little Yoda like in his wisdom: being a professional brewer. A promise was made that all who faithfully studied would pass. For well over a year we studied; looking at questions past tense since we were not allowed to see the new 
questions: especially the reformulated ones for the new “revised” test. Eventually, it was decided we were ready.
So I put on my skirt, my bobby socks: tried to put a leash on my faithful companion who wanted to take the test too, but she objected. Maybe I should leash myself sometimes, my dear?
Perhaps.
Mark Moynihan: A Brother in Beer Passes Away
Ah, SAN FRAN!!!!!
Judging and tasting Barleywine.
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The good Professor has never been to San Fran. Next year… ROAD TRIP!
Club Notes: Escambia Bay Brewers
Pensacola area
| Event: | Escambia Bay Homebrew Club meeting |
| Date: | Sunday, August 16, 2009 |
| Start Time: | 4:00 pm |
| End Time: | 8:00 pm |
| Location: | TBA |
| Details: | Bring Beer!!! |
Introducing John Palmer
In October, John Palmer will be speaking at the annual competition held by the Music City Brewers. Here is some information and also some links…
Club Notes: Music City Brewers
Nashville, TN area
Minutes of the meeting of the Music City Brewers
6/13/2009 at Bosco’s- Cool Springs in Franklin, TN in conjunction with MBAA Mtg Beer Stabilization etc Presentations