Jesus Made Beer

From beerchurch.com

The Wedding at Cana and How Jesus Turned Water into Beer (not wine)

The modern-day Bible is a translated hand-me-down of an ancient text. It has been translated and re-translated countless times over the centuries. The oldest Bible texts were written in Aramaic, the common language of the Middle East during Jesus’ time. Scholars who have studied the ancient text suggest that Jesus actually turned water into beer, not wine.
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Flint Township resident T.J. Wisner gains Internet fame for “beer tree”

Written by Scott Atkinson for The Flint Journal

FLINT TOWNSHIP, Michigan — If T.J. Wisner ever thought he’d be famous, he would never have guessed it would be for the beer in his living room.

But the 59-year-old motivational speaker and Internet businessman became an overnight sensation after the Wall Street Journal on Thursday featured his “beer tree” in an article about quirky alternative Christmas trees.

“Well I guess you’ve got to do something for your 15 minutes of fame,” he said with a laugh.
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Sweet Beer Reminds Drinker of Christmas’ Past

Written by Steve Goble for zanesvilletimesrecorder.com

Cherry cordials — whole cherries covered in sweet goo inside a shell of chocolate — are always linked to Christmas in my mind.

My mom loved them, and usually had a box handy during the holidays. A friend of mine makes some, fortified with vodka, and passes them out at Christmas.

They’re a rich, tasty indulgence, something I enjoy one or two of at Christmas time — and then I’ve had enough. So pardon me if my review of Cherry Chocolate Beer from O’Fallon Brewery seems less than enthusiastic.

This holiday seasonal beer aims to create that cherry cordial sensation, and it succeeds admirably. The beer seriously tastes like chocolate-covered cherries. I like chocolate-covered cherries, but not 12 ounces of them. If you wolf cordials down by the handful, however, you might want to get a 12-pack of O’Fallon’s brew.
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He’Brew Helps Customers Build Beer Menorahs

This beer menorah, uploaded by Ben Shaevitz on Shmaltz Brewing Co.’s Facebook page, is part of a new He’Brew Vertical Jewbelation beer set.

On the sixth night of Hanukkah, I’m really regretting not asking my loved ones to gift me one of these: a He’Brew Vertical Jewbelation set that doubles as a menorah.

The set includes eight 12-ounce bottles of beer — one of each of the past six years’ Jewbelation releases (6), this year’s release (1) and a new blend of all of them that was aged in Sazerac rye whiskey barrels (1) — plus an empty bottle to hold the “shamash,” or middle candle.

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Beer Profile

Profile by Ken Carman

Fresh & So Green, Green
Terrapin Fresh Hop
Terrapin Beer Company: Athens, GA

This is your classic fresh hop beer. By Terrapin, who loves to dabble with some of the most exotic styles and brew with other brewers to come up with even more exotic beer. Kudos up front.

I was in Athens, GA about 15 years ago. Stopped by every brewpub but didn’t have time for Terrapin. Damn!
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Police arrest Kingsport man after neighbor attacked when he had no beer

Associated Press

KINGSPORT, Tenn. (AP) — Kingsport police say a 61-year-old man attacked his neighbor after being denied a beer.

The man, Alfred E. Bruner, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault on Wednesday night after his neighbor reported to police that Bruner came to his apartment asking for a beer.

According to a police report obtained by the Kingsport Times-News, the victim was attacked after telling Bruner he was out of beer. Bruner was also accused of coming at the neighbor with a 6- to 7-foot-long stick.

Police spoke with Bruner who appeared heavily intoxicated.

‘Police spoke with Bruner who appeared heavily intoxicated.” -PGA: “DUH!!!